angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

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dualpaperbags:

johnny-worthington:

Why is there no Men In Black fandom what the fuck is wrong with the world

I’m starting a Men In Black fandom right now.

This is happening.

There’s always been a Men In Black fandom

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you just don’t remember them

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humoristics:

Ladies and gentlemen, Joshua Peck

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internetexplorers:

oh fuck i forgot to say no homo

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

maybe-satan:

i just love how nickelodeon made a subtle joke about boobs.

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archangelgaybriel:

mikerotone:

cinnamontoastcrunchchallenge:

when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP

it will say VIP

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That’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you

yeah the throne

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amu-baqi:

when you refuse to look at your bank account balances and pretend like everything is ok

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srta-valdez:

justin-john:

wtfhistory:

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT. 

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.

AND THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE CHRISTIANS ATTACKED

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tomrny:

doctorcanon:

tomrny:

do you know how much better life would be if we could zoom our eyes in and out

Stepping closer. You are talking about moving your body.

oh yes let me just step closer into the sky and look at the stars, or how about i step closer into the tiger den at the zoo to see them better

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