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once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective “aaawww im so sorry”
and then i hear some girl whisper from the back “you’re halfway to becoming batman”
AND THAT IS HOW I MET ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS MORAL OF THE STORY IS IF YOU USE BLACK HUMOUR I WILL LOVE YOU
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Ron I f**ked your sister!
Grab a beer and sit down…
if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
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it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
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Is right Ellen
This made me explode into a million pieces because it’s two of my people in the whole wide world.
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today at the mall i saw some boy using a vibrator to massage his face and I silently thanked the lord for camera phones
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hmm 666
6+6+6=18
18….
Obama was 18 once
very scary
not sure what this information means
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